" and in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen Big as shit Just walks right in like he owns the place And nobody knew quite what to make of him or quite what to think"
“This reminds me of a joke.” Actually, a joke in a movie. “This guy goes into a bar, walks up to the bartender and says I’ll bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a drop…”
OMG and Salma Hayek! <3

