Why I Use Axe

why i use axe
  1. Shane Wilson says:
    lol Canada...America's hat.
    lol Canada...America's hat.
  2. Daris Towson says:
    In AHMERICAHH it's called AXE. ....and America is the only country that exists. --Besides that, Stuart, you should maybe look at the picture you are referencing. It does clearly read AXE, I see LYNX no where in that picture. That would be like me saying, "It's called Equus Caballus, not horse...fucktard"
    In AHMERICAHH it's called AXE. ....and America is the only country that exists. --Besides that, Stuart, you should maybe look at the picture you are referencing. It does clearly read AXE, I see LYNX no where in that picture. That would be like me saying, "It's called Equus Caballus, not horse...fucktard"
  3. Danny M Thompson says:
    Stuart LiftandBurn James, I live in Manchester, England.
    Stuart LiftandBurn James, I live in Manchester, England.
  4. James Rice says:
    People often say that European royals are more inbred than the general population given the many intermarriages between the royal houses which took place over the generations. It is because of this that, for example, all the crowned heads of Europe can trace their ancestry back to William the Conqueror (1027-1087). And if you look at the family trees of Queen Elizabeth and her husband Prince Philip, you will see that they are not-so-distant cousins: King Christian IX of Denmark (1818-1906) was both Elizabeth's great great grandfather and Philip's great grandfather while Queen Victoria (1819-1901) was great great grandmother to both of them.
    People often say that European royals are more inbred than the general population given the many intermarriages between the royal houses which took place over the generations. It is because of this that, for example, all the crowned heads of Europe can trace their ancestry back to William the Conqueror (1027-1087). And if you look at the family trees of Queen Elizabeth and her husband Prince Philip, you will see that they are not-so-distant cousins: King Christian IX of Denmark (1818-1906) was both Elizabeth's great great grandfather and Philip's great grandfather while Queen Victoria (1819-1901) was great great grandmother to both of them.
  5. Stuart LiftandBurn James says:
    Wow...an American that can type! As well as spell! So inbreeding wasn't too bad for you I take it?
    Wow...an American that can type! As well as spell! So inbreeding wasn't too bad for you I take it?
  6. Danny M Thompson says:
    James Rice, Einstein was a product of incest. Stuart, suggesting that Americans are inbred is an incredible oversight as America is a possibly the largest product of immigration in recent history. I'd like to question the relevance of your previous comment James Rice because the only possible way I can imagine your historic knowledge has any importance is because you believe that Mr Stuart James above is somehow a descendent of Royalty, something that I greatly doubt.
    James Rice, Einstein was a product of incest. Stuart, suggesting that Americans are inbred is an incredible oversight as America is a possibly the largest product of immigration in recent history. I'd like to question the relevance of your previous comment James Rice because the only possible way I can imagine your historic knowledge has any importance is because you believe that Mr Stuart James above is somehow a descendent of Royalty, something that I greatly doubt.
  7. Richard York Seely II says:
    Basing intelligence off of nationality doesn't make you look like a fool at all...
    Basing intelligence off of nationality doesn't make you look like a fool at all...
  8. Danny M Thompson says:
    Stuart LiftandBurn James, funniest part of all this, is you have been insulting Americans when this is clearly Canadian.
    Stuart LiftandBurn James, funniest part of all this, is you have been insulting Americans when this is clearly Canadian.
  9. Stefan Jay says:
    "paco rabanne" classic! period!
    "paco rabanne" classic! period!
  10. Owen Morphman Berkin says:
    fact: women are more sexually aroused by the faint scent of mens body odor than any body sprays or colognes. this theory was tested and proven in an experiment where women had a dab of mens sweat places just under their lower lip and went out for a night. those that were involved reported feeling more aroused and sexual than normal. pheromones: 1 Axe: 0
    fact: women are more sexually aroused by the faint scent of mens body odor than any body sprays or colognes. this theory was tested and proven in an experiment where women had a dab of mens sweat places just under their lower lip and went out for a night. those that were involved reported feeling more aroused and sexual than normal. pheromones: 1 Axe: 0
  11. Ben Miller says:
    Danny M Thompson I think he's just saying it's silly to insult Americans for being inbred, with absolutely no evidence, when there is overwhelming evidence that the ruling family of Great Britain, where Stuart James hails from (as well as yourself), is heavily inbred. In other words, his (and your) fealty is to an inbred family. I, personally, could care less, because there is limited evidence that inbreeding is actually harmful. Sure, it seems to be an issue if siblings marry, but that's a 50% genetic similarity. That's very different from the 12.5% shared with a cousin.
    Danny M Thompson I think he's just saying it's silly to insult Americans for being inbred, with absolutely no evidence, when there is overwhelming evidence that the ruling family of Great Britain, where Stuart James hails from (as well as yourself), is heavily inbred. In other words, his (and your) fealty is to an inbred family. I, personally, could care less, because there is limited evidence that inbreeding is actually harmful. Sure, it seems to be an issue if siblings marry, but that's a 50% genetic similarity. That's very different from the 12.5% shared with a cousin.
  12. Kristen Lewis says:
    I know someone else has pointed this out already, but I felt I'd be doing you a favor by reiterating this sign is from Canada. It says "Canada" on the fucking sign. So why the fuck is this an American thing again? Not that we don't like changing things. Ask Obama. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adc3MSS5Ydc 1:13
    I know someone else has pointed this out already, but I felt I'd be doing you a favor by reiterating this sign is from Canada. It says "Canada" on the fucking sign. So why the fuck is this an American thing again? Not that we don't like changing things. Ask Obama. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adc3MSS5Ydc 1:13
  13. Piper Hamelin says:
    My husband uses Old Spice and I blow him every day.
    My husband uses Old Spice and I blow him every day.
  14. Gregory Batizi says:
    http://youtu.be/fNLinc95ovE
    http://youtu.be/fNLinc95ovE
  15. Zach Evans says:
    So. Instead of it being someone's own personal preference and individual, unique taste, we'll just call it a child's deodorant? I can understand kid's music, but deodorant? Jesus. Wish people would calm down on the age thing.
    So. Instead of it being someone's own personal preference and individual, unique taste, we'll just call it a child's deodorant? I can understand kid's music, but deodorant? Jesus. Wish people would calm down on the age thing.
  16. Jason Thomas Mantell says:
    I'm on a horse.
    I'm on a horse.
  17. Gregory Batizi says:
    They are both equally disgusting and I have never seen a woman anywhere near a guy who's used either of these body sprays.
    They are both equally disgusting and I have never seen a woman anywhere near a guy who's used either of these body sprays.
  18. Nicole Wiz says:
    THE BRITISH ARE WHINING, THE BRITISH ARE WHINING!
    THE BRITISH ARE WHINING, THE BRITISH ARE WHINING!
  19. Danny M Thompson says:
    Nicole Wiz, Hey, don't pair me with him.
    Nicole Wiz, Hey, don't pair me with him.
  20. John Russell says:
    In the summer we would prank our coworkers by spraying a whole can inside their car if they left their car window cracked, and then we watched them cough and laughter ensued throughout the parking lot.....Good times :(
    In the summer we would prank our coworkers by spraying a whole can inside their car if they left their car window cracked, and then we watched them cough and laughter ensued throughout the parking lot.....Good times :(
  21. Stuart LiftandBurn James says:
    Why should I educate myself because a stupid American thinks its cool to change the brand name of a already cool brand???
    Why should I educate myself because a stupid American thinks its cool to change the brand name of a already cool brand???
  22. Brian Rogers says:
    Because you're a stupid limey who hasn't figured out how to hit "Reply".
    Because you're a stupid limey who hasn't figured out how to hit "Reply".
  23. Ben Miller says:
    Because if you're going to simultaneous correct and insult someone, you should be correct... you know, if you don't want to look like the one who's a fucktard.
    Because if you're going to simultaneous correct and insult someone, you should be correct... you know, if you don't want to look like the one who's a fucktard.
  24. Joe Proctor says:
    You should educate yourself because the picture above clearly shows "AXE". Also when replying on Facebook be sure to click Reply when replying to a specific comment. Otherwise you appear to be out of context. You should have used "it's" instead of "its". Finally, there is a C in fucktards according to the Oxford English Dictionary.
    You should educate yourself because the picture above clearly shows "AXE". Also when replying on Facebook be sure to click Reply when replying to a specific comment. Otherwise you appear to be out of context. You should have used "it's" instead of "its". Finally, there is a C in fucktards according to the Oxford English Dictionary.
  25. Danny M Thompson says:
    Stuart LiftandBurn James, I live in Manchester, England.
    Stuart LiftandBurn James, I live in Manchester, England.
  26. Danny M Thompson says:
    Stuart LiftandBurn James, funniest part of all this, is you have been insulting Americans when this is clearly Canadian.
    Stuart LiftandBurn James, funniest part of all this, is you have been insulting Americans when this is clearly Canadian.
  27. Zach Evans says:
    So. Instead of it being someone's own personal preference and individual, unique taste, we'll just call it a child's deodorant? I can understand kid's music, but deodorant? Jesus. Wish people would calm down on the age thing.
    So. Instead of it being someone's own personal preference and individual, unique taste, we'll just call it a child's deodorant? I can understand kid's music, but deodorant? Jesus. Wish people would calm down on the age thing.
  28. Piper Hamelin says:
    America.. Canada's butt.
    America.. Canada's butt.
  29. Shane Wilson says:
    Piper Hamelin Wait...Canada is a country that's taken seriously?
    Piper Hamelin Wait...Canada is a country that's taken seriously?
  30. Shane Wilson says:
    Tim Peterson :-X
    Tim Peterson :-X
  31. Will Inglis says:
    America, China's bitch
    America, China's bitch
  32. Tim Peterson says:
    then what is mexico?
    then what is mexico?
  33. Stefan Jay says:
    "paco rabanne" classic! period!
    "paco rabanne" classic! period!
  34. Tierra Rideout says:
    Ben Miller but theres alot of evidence. genetic defects and higher mortality rates http://www.as.wvu.edu/~kgarbutt/QuantGen/Gen535_2_2004/Inbreeding_Humans.htm
    Ben Miller but theres alot of evidence. genetic defects and higher mortality rates http://www.as.wvu.edu/~kgarbutt/QuantGen/Gen535_2_2004/Inbreeding_Humans.htm
  35. Danny M Thompson says:
    Jacob Hald, so true, whenever they bring out a new one its like "It smells exactly the same?" Also, where I live we have a nightclub scene (dickhead scene to you and me) and whenever they do release a new one all the guys smell exactly the same, it's like walking in a Lynx (Axe) factory.
    Jacob Hald, so true, whenever they bring out a new one its like "It smells exactly the same?" Also, where I live we have a nightclub scene (dickhead scene to you and me) and whenever they do release a new one all the guys smell exactly the same, it's like walking in a Lynx (Axe) factory.
  36. Danny M Thompson says:
    It's kids deodorant at the end of the day.
    It's kids deodorant at the end of the day.
  37. Jacob Hald says:
    Danny M Thompson All of them have their own smell.. for a while. Then they all smell the same. And it aint pleasant.
    Danny M Thompson All of them have their own smell.. for a while. Then they all smell the same. And it aint pleasant.
  38. John Russell says:
    lol Canada is still stuck in the 00's. I haven't touched that BS since high school.
    lol Canada is still stuck in the 00's. I haven't touched that BS since high school.
  39. Jen Jones says:
    In some areas it IS called Axe. Educate yourself.
    In some areas it IS called Axe. Educate yourself.
  40. Danny M Thompson says:
    -_- it has two names, like Vauxhall and Opel, or Walkers & Lays or Stuart LiftandBurn James and Ignorant retard.
    -_- it has two names, like Vauxhall and Opel, or Walkers & Lays or Stuart LiftandBurn James and Ignorant retard.
  41. Jeremy Wiggins says:
    Phoenix for life.
    Phoenix for life.
  42. Stuart LiftandBurn James says:
    It's called lynx not axe...fuktards
    It's called lynx not axe...fuktards
  43. Tim Peterson says:
    i think the claim of being canada's deodorant is false. being that children dont make enough money to buy lots of deodorant
    i think the claim of being canada's deodorant is false. being that children dont make enough money to buy lots of deodorant
  44. John Russell says:
    Tim Peterson You all are forgetting the most important part...I have the most likes :)
    Tim Peterson You all are forgetting the most important part...I have the most likes :)
  45. Tim Peterson says:
    John Russell you're right. on the internet, as in life, no matter how silly your view is, it's right if a whole bunch of people come out and agree with you anthropogenic global warming is a hoax
    John Russell you're right. on the internet, as in life, no matter how silly your view is, it's right if a whole bunch of people come out and agree with you anthropogenic global warming is a hoax
  46. John Russell says:
    You now have 1 like :) Do you feel the approval induced ego overwhelming your nether regions? My E-Peen is massive!! Maybe someday you too will have a huge E-Peen.
    You now have 1 like :) Do you feel the approval induced ego overwhelming your nether regions? My E-Peen is massive!! Maybe someday you too will have a huge E-Peen.
  47. Natalie Elizabeth Holland says:
    Dafuq
    Dafuq
  48. Jerry Jacoba Jr says:
    Counterattack successful? I'd rather just have a deodorant that just DE-odorizes me, rather than masks it with some sort of ammonia/spearmint hybrid smell.
    Counterattack successful? I'd rather just have a deodorant that just DE-odorizes me, rather than masks it with some sort of ammonia/spearmint hybrid smell.
  49. Tim Peterson says:
    your attempts at humour are as effective as a tilde trying to fit in with the other letters on the keyboard. semicolon has managed to fit in by mocking the tilde, but tilde has no one to mock, except backwards apostrophe, but he's so close he'll see him too often and it'll be awkward
    your attempts at humour are as effective as a tilde trying to fit in with the other letters on the keyboard. semicolon has managed to fit in by mocking the tilde, but tilde has no one to mock, except backwards apostrophe, but he's so close he'll see him too often and it'll be awkward
  50. James Sturgess says:
    Should read" for men who'd rather smell like a middle school locker room."
    Should read" for men who'd rather smell like a middle school locker room."
  51. James Sturgess says:
    Should read" for men who'd rather smell like a middle school locker room."
    Should read" for men who'd rather smell like a middle school locker room."
  52. Danny M Thompson says:
    I had to google "Tilde" I always called it Mr Sguiggle.
    I had to google "Tilde" I always called it Mr Sguiggle.
  53. Pedro Jose Marrufo Lara says:
    My armpit hurts when I use axe......for real.
    My armpit hurts when I use axe......for real.